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(via mcrisforsexypeople)
If Bands Were Teachers
| Pierce The Veil: | The Spanish teacher who calls everyone "Darling." |
| My Chemical Romance: | The Drama teacher who loves to wear black and reads comic books |
| Rise Against: | The wild History teacher who talks about wars a lot |
| Sleeping With Sirens: | The hot Teacher girls hit on. |
| Green Day: | The fucking principal |
| Blood On The Dance Floor: | The teacher fired for having sexual relations with students. |
| Family Force 5: | the guy that replaced Blood On The Dance Floor |
| All Time Low: | The Gym Teacher that makes everyone play dodge ball every day |
| Panic! At The Disco: | the teacher that's been around for a while |
| Paramore: | the hot nurse |
| Fall Out Boy: | The teacher stuck teaching Sex ED. |
| Of Mice and Men: | the guidance counselor |
| blink-182: | the cool substitute teachers who starts food fights at lunch |
